Game Over

Well, That's the end of life as i know it.

"eh?" i hear you say...

"Ellie!" 

"oh! Why?"

"She is mobile!"

No longer is she a phantom mover..... no longer will she stay on her back, I cannot even change her nappy without a fight of wills...

There is Ellie who wants something... 

And Daddy, who desperately does not want to get peed on!

she will make it across the living room in under 2 mins, You cant do any thing in two mins,

(well you can but thats not going to be admitted on here!)

I have no idea what to do, i cant watch her every second, she needs time to play and explore, its all got to move up 2 feet, but to where, i have a mantle piece and a shelf, but you cant balance a PS3 on the Mantle, and the leads wont reach  the shelf....

(No Mummy, its not an excuse to sell it for 50p.....) 

The ground floor needs to be Ellie Proofed and fast, 

Any one know how you teach a kid the word NO! and what it means? using the naughty step is a really stupid idea, she falls down the stairs for a start, 

Cause at the moment I say Ellie, NO! and she looks at me grins and says urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It melts my heart, (cow) but i still stick to it and she keeps sticking to her smiling...

I move her and 3 mins later were having the same old conversation.

so i put her to bed...

I WIN!